Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The ass gains better be worth it
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