mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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