You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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