im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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