So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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