what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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