But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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