Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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