Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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