thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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