Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Randomize
