Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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