This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
