Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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