we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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