Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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