I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
4 words: hood of his car
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
