You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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