i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I party with great urgency now.
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