Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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