He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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