so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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