Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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