First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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