When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
did i just pee glitter
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
