She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
There r osticjed everywhere
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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