He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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