She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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