Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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