Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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