Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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