let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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