Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
