i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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