I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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