i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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