Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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