The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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