You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
