names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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