I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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