I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize