My liver just broke up with me...
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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