Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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