I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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