Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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