Sponge bath it is.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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