I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize