just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just want nice things and good sex
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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