fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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