my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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