i will never coherently bang her
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Congratulations! We have a period
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