Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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