So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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