Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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