I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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