his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
You almost got us killed.
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