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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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